Monday, September 3, 2012

You Do The Rolly Polly And You Turn Yourself Around

Addy jumps up on the table and screams: MOM!  HURRY!  QUICK!  COME KILL THIS BUG!

Me: What bug?  That one there?  Addy, that's just a doodle bug.

Addy: BUT THEY FREAK ME OUT!

Me: Doodle bugs aren't scary.  Aunt Kristy used to keep hers in her mouth.



Explanation:  My sister Kristy, when she was very very little, loved doodle bugs (pill bugs, potato bugs, rolly polly, whatever you want to call them).  They were her special friends.  One day she was so excited and ran up to tell my mom or dad (I can't remember which one) that she found a great new place to keep her doodle bugs.  They asked her where and she replied by opening her mouth, lifting up her tongue and showing them.

19 comments:

Zac said...

well technically potato bugs are crustaceans so it was probably kind of like eating crab or lobster just smaller and crawling around on her tong.

emilylynnes said...

ok, first off you spelled potatoe wrongand tounge ;)

emilylynnes said...

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emilylynnes said...

i declare a comment war!!!!!!! but seiously use your user name -_-

Zac said...

i think i win

Allyson said...

ok. first do 30 cool symbols. you cant use the ones i use....
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Allyson said...

oops. that was from emilylynnes

emilylynnnes said...

and that one -_-

Zac said...

hahahahaha i hid code words in my symbol comment

Zac said...

goodbye

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emilylynnes said...

that was zac. also fix your spelling, you are going in to 9th grade, and im going in to 7th and have better spelling than you.

Auntie Farrah said...

It actually is spelled POTATO Emily.