Sign On The Dotted Line

Zac went to the Blaze game with Steve on Saturday. After the game was over Zac was getting the players autographs. He somehow talked a player into signing his head.

Monday Morning Musings - Take Me To Your Leader

You gotta love it when your 5 year old starts out a sentence by saying, "Mom, do you wanna know something really mean about you?".



What else does my 5 year old say to me? Well yesterday I took the remote control away from Addison and put it on the kitchen counter. Later that day Aubrey was looking for it. She asked where it was. I told her. She said, "You put it on the kitchen counter?! Who does that?!".



Zac's answer for anything out of the ordinary that happens? Alien abduction. I'm being completely serious.



Zac and Emily are still suffering from migraines on a semi daily basis. Just in case any of you are still worried about them.



Remember when I cleaned out my e-mail inbox? Yesterday when I looked I had 132 unread, UNREAD e-mails. I am sure there are more today. If only I had an extra 2 hours a day to read all those forwards.....

Flashback Friday - Bubblishish

Sam, Destiney, Emily and Zac

This picture is in Dallas on the trampoline in my parents back yard. This was one of Sam's favorite things to do. Squirt a bunch of dish soap on the trampoline and spray water on it, then jump around (jump up, jump up, and get down). It was probably not the safest thing to do, but by golly, they had fun.

And Isn't It Ironic, Don't You Think, A Little Too Ironic

Current Song Stuck In My Head:

Thinkin' Thursday - OH HA HA HA HEE HOO HOO HA HA AHHHH YA HA HA HA AHHHH

First of all, what's up with the rating thing at the bottom of all my posts? I have no idea what it is or where it came from. All I'm sayin' is, y'all better give me good ratings.

Second, for my thinkin' Thursday, I just can't stop laughing. See for yourself:



It's just like I always tell my kids, "Sweetie, just because it's on TV doesn't mean it's real".

An Observation

There are some really STUPID people in the world.

Unfortunately they have no idea how STUPID they are.

And they are really screwin' things up around here.

Monday Morning Musings - When Life Gives You Lemons

Zac bought some gum at the store last week and it is nasty. It is some fruity funky flavor. But it smells like someone ate a pack of fruit snacks and then threw up. Seriously. All three of the kids were in the play room the other day and they were all chewing it and I walked in there and almost heaved. I was searching everywhere to find where that smell was coming from and I finally figured out that it was coming from their mouths. Mmmmm. Who's idea was it to manufacture vomit fruit gum?

Last week I cleaned out my e-mail inbox. I had 287 unopened e-mails. It was so nice an clean just a few days ago. I just opened it and I have 83 new e-mails. Sigh......I can't keep anything clean around here.

For my sister Lauren's birthday, way back in December, I gave her a coupon for lunch with me. I mean, who wouldn't want that as a gift, you know what I'm sayin' ? So I finally took her for her Birthday lunch on Friday. I think that the place we went to has a very shady practice going on. I'm not for sure, but I have my suspicions. I have thought before when I took my kids to restaurants, and they order a drink, and it comes in a cup with a lid, that I have no idea what they are drinking, they could put anything in there. Well, I'm gonna be checkin' from now on. I ordered a lemonade for Addy. I poured it from the cup it came in into her sippy cup. I thought, that's not very yellowy lemonade. But then I thought (it wasn't even a Thursday either) not all lemonade is yellow, yellow. They didn't have what Aubrey wanted, so she ordered an orange soda. The waitress brought that and Aubrey took a drink and gave it to me and said, "This tastes like water". So I opened it up and looked at it. It looked like water with a shot of orange soda in it. I tasted it and it was NASTY. So I told the waitress and asked her to bring a lemonade for her. Her lemonade was freakin' yellow. Yellow, yellow. So at this moment, I am of the opinion that they water down their children's drinks, and I think that is despicable.

I live in a nice house. That being said, it isn't perfect, and I know it isn't. I can list off all kinds of irritating things about it. They aren't major things, just little ones. All houses have them. Even though I am well aware of the little things, it still really ticks me off when some stranger comes in to look at my house and says bad things about it. If you can't say anything nice, don't freakin' say anything at all.

A few weeks ago we were at my mom's house. My sister Lauren was having a migraine headache. My kids didn't know what that was, so my mom explained. Well, my kids now get migraine's on a daily basis. Zac has called me from school twice since then saying he has a migraine. And Emily had one just this morning that was preventing her from getting out of bed. Just one more thing to make my life that much more fun.

Happy Monday everybooty!

While You're At It, Keep The Nightlight On Inside The Birdhouse In Your Soul

This song has been stuck in my head all day. I have no idea where it came from. But it brings back so many fabulous memories. I think I am going to go out and buy "They Might Be Giants Brand New Album FLOOOOOOOOD". Because I love it and can remember listening to it over and over again in high school. And I think my kids would love it too.



I just went back and watched the video again. It seriously makes me feel so happy. It makes me want to get up and dance and that is saying a lot because I am not the get up and dance type.

Flashback Friday - I'm So Glad You're My Family

This is one of my favorite pictures ever. It is a picture of my Great Grandmother, on my dad's side of the family, being baptized. She lived to be 94 years old, and passed away a few years ago. Whenever she would see any of us she always said, "I'm so glad you're my family".

Thinkin' Thursday - A Whole Lot Of Thinkin' Goin' On

When I woke up this morning, I thought, isn't it May 1st? Why is it snowing? Again.

When I went to the doctor this morning, I thought, why do I still come to this doctor after all these years when he doesn't listen to a thing I say?

When I heard Hillary's plan to tax gas profits, I thought, chalk another one up for communist America.

When I saw this picture, I thought, I don't care how many billions of dollars you have, who takes a picture like this with their daughter?

When Zac said to me ROTGLMBO, I thought, great the text talk has begun. BTW ROTGLMBO means rolling on the ground laughing my butt off, just in case you didn't know.

When I was driving in the car, I thought, why on earth did I teach my kids "The Song That Never Ends"?

When I took all 4 kids to the grocery store today (it was that or eat PB&J for dinner, on rolls because we have no bread), I thought, this is so pleasant, I should bring them all more often.

When I saw Emily washing the cut on her finger over the top of the grapes in the colander, I thought, I guess I shouldn't have left those in the sink to drain.