Well, That Was Anti-Climactic

AHHHHH!!!!

I so forgot to say that my last post, was my 500th post!

Happy late 500 post day to me!

The One With The Island, The One With The "Singers", and Mr. Squarepants Himself

Bada-ching! Oh, yeah. I'm lovin' Lost this season. As much as it annoyed me in the past, I'm glad I stuck it out and stayed with the program. Anyhoo, last night's Lost was so goody goody gum drops. Steve and I were all snug as bug watching it in bed and at the very end I was sitting up yelling at the TV, "NO SAWYER! YOU LOVE THE OTHER ONE NOW! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY YOU FOOL!". And then Steve was like, "You're gonna wake up the kids in this dang echoey house". And then I was like "ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" 'cause they said Lost wouldn't be on for 2 weeks. Man. 'Cause I'm all like, oh my! They all thought they were going back to save everyone but now everyone has a fine and dandy life and they are gonna come and screw it all up. But then, really they are eventually gonna die if they don't somehow get saved 'cause, well, ya know what happens to the Dharma people. And then it's like OK, do you believe Ben or that Widmore dude? I don't know who to believe. But I do wonder this. What happened to all those filler survivors? Ya know. The ones I always laughed at when they showed them, cause you have no idea who they are. Where were they during all the flashes? Hum? Where have they been the last 3 years? Huh? Steve always tells me not to put too much thought into Lost, but HELLO!

I'm thinkin' American Idol SUCKS this season. (oooh, I said a bad word)(we are not allowed to say the suck word at our house) But it does. It sucks. (I feel so dirty now). It just makes me mad because it is like my favorite show and, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, we didn't watch Tuesday's Idol because it was Aubrey's B-day and, well, I was a little busy. Sixteen 6 year olds runnin' around screamin'. But that's off the subject. We finally watched 1/2 of it last night and I really have no burning desire to watch the rest, or the result show for that matter. I think the judges picked some really...bad...people this year to put through. I think there are some people they didn't put through that they should have. I don't think it's fair how they do the groups and then only 3 people can go through from each group. 'Cause what if one group has 6 really good singers and one group has none? What then? I don't know. We will have to see. We will just have to see. Hopefully it will get better soon.

I never used to let my kids watch Spongebob. I'd never really seen it, so I didn't really have a reason. I just like to enforce my parental abilities by subjecting them to my will. But for some reason, the past few months, they have started watching it and I haven't stopped them. And ya know what? It's actually pretty funny. I watch it with them all the time and I laugh my head off. In church on Sunday, one of the kids in my Primary class leaned over to me and said, "I like to watch Spongebob. I'm not supposed to, but I like to. Because he is a sponge. And he is square. And he wears pants." Do you think it's bad that my 2 year old goes around saying, "Watch Spongebob!" all the time? Am I a bad parent? I mean, it is pretty clever, a sponge, wearing pants! HELLO!

MONDAY'S POST - Monday Morning Musings - The Status Quo

When I do my Monday Morning Musings, I write stuff down that happens during the week, and use that for my musings. I haven't been writing stuff down lately because when it happens I use it as my status on FB. Remember, we went over this before. But since I am using my blog as my journal, once again this is a review, I would like to have some of my statuses on record. So once again, you're gonna get repeats. Here are some of my Facebook stati. (I'm not quite sure how to say or spell that word.)


2/27: Allyson says so long Norman Gentle. You made me laugh. I'll miss you....

2/26: Allyson has a bird stuck in my chimney and it's really FREAKIN' me out. What if it gets in my house? Why did Steve have to go to work so early? BAH!

2/25: Allyson 's 2 year old is eating marshmallows off the floor. The ones she dropped there last night. Me, I'm just glad she is cleaning up after herself.

2/24: Allyson is watching iCarly with her girls.

2/23: Allyson did not engage her son in a burping contest at the dinner table. Please. I am much too refined for that.

2/22: Allyson sometimes wonders if her husband is feigning cluelessness just so she won't ask him to do stuff.

This was a good one and subsequently resulted in 24 very long comments from others (me? controversy? say wah?):

2/20: Allyson is going to stop paying her mortgage so the rest of y'all can pay it for her. That is what America's all about, right. Woo hoo! Go Socialism!!!

2/17: Allyson is tired of the coughing attacks & the consequences of coughing attacks after birthing 4 children. Just keepin it real people, just keepin it real. Now move along.

House Of Pain

In case you haven't noticed, it has been an entire week since I have blogged. Where did the last week go? I meant to blog everyday. And I had something to blog about everyday. But this is how it has been.

We have been sick here at our house for

3 WEEKS

Uno, dos, tres. Right before we got sick, I was just thinking how nice it has been that we have gone all winter without one trip to the doctor and zero ear infections. That's what I get for thinkin', I guess.

We have this sinusey, congestioney, coughey, headachey nastyness going on. And we will start to get over it and be feelin' all good and stuff, and then it hits us again. And again. And again. Steve is the only one who hasn't had it. Probably because he is never home. (I'm not complaining, I am so glad he has work, knock on wood)(maybe that was the problem when I thought we hadn't been sick all winter. I didn't knock after)(dang).

I think this week has been my worst week out of all the three. I was so excited last weekend because I finally felt like I was kickin' it and I was going to be all well and stuff. Then I started feeling not so hot, and a lot like snot (I just couldn't pass up a little rhyme opportunity) Sunday and it has just been downhill from there. I have no energy. It takes everything I have just to get the stuff done that HAS to be done. Just standing makes me all tuckered out. Like I said, I meant to blog everyday, but I just couldn't do it. My normal bed time is somewhere around 11, 12, 1. I have been passed out cold every night this week by 9:30. I think the last time I went to bed before 10 I was probably 12 years old. And whenever I get sick like this I get vertigo which always adds to the fun.

Wahhhh, wahhhh, wahhhhh. OK, enough of the baby crying, complaining, blobity blob. What I'm trying to say is....I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I'm just sayin', there's a reason why I haven't been blogging. And it's a good reason. But this is the deal-e-o. I am going to do a weeks worth of posts today. MMM, WCW, FF, I might even throw in a TT. Eh, I don't know about the TT. I'm not in the mood for conflict or contention.

Anywhoo. I'll be back. Today. Several times. So stop by an visit. Yeah, I meant to say "an" visit. 'Cause that's how I said it in my head. And right now my head is all messed up like, in case you couldn't tell already. I should just stop now.

Flashback Friday - Bestest Buds

This is a picture of Aubrey and Austin taken in 2004. They are such little tiny cuties. Before we moved, Austin lived across the street from us. He and Aubrey were the bestest of buds. They played together everyday and went to pre-school together for 2 years. Austin's mom told me that Austin was sad on Valentines Day this year because he didn't know who his Valentine would be because he was going to marry Aubrey.

WebCam Wednesday - Who's Kid Is This Anyway?

That's Emily for you. She is so weird. I have no idea where she gets it from. Must be from Steve's side of the family.

Monday Morning Musings - Q-tip Anyone?

So the other day, I watched as Addy, very deliberately drug a chair from the kitchen table all the way into my bathroom up to my sink. She opened the jar that is on the counter with Q-tips and took one out. Then she stuck the Q-tip up her nose and then put it back in the jar and put the lid back on. Then she took the chair and scooted it back into the kitchen. And the whole time I was standing there, eyes wide, mouth open, thinking to myself, "It looks like she's done this before". Uh, yeah. So I threw away all the Q-tips.

Steve and I and the whole gang went to IKEA today and we didn't buy one darn thing! Can you believe it? I couldn't, honestly. Steve had to go to a meeting semi-close to IKEA, so the kids and I went along. We were gonna go to his meeting, then on to IKEA. Well, we were almost to the place where he was meeting and the guy called and wanted to move it to later in the afternoon. So we went straight to IKEA. We were looking for a new bedspread and sheets and we also went to get the shelving and stuff for my laundry/craft room. It took us forever to do the configuration for the laundry room and figure out everything we needed. Then it took us forever to decided on a bedspread. Then we decided not to decided on one, that we wanted to look other places. So we went to get all the stuff we needed for the laundry room (if you've bought anything like that from IKEA you know how much fun that is, to try and find all 50 million parts you need). They were out of one of the major things we needed, but I wanted my laundry room done so much that I was trying to reconfigure it to make it work. Then they were paging me to get my kids out of the play place because I was 15 minutes late, then on the way to the play place Steve and I saw a bed set that we loved and wanted, but then it was time to leave right then or Steve would be late for his meeting. So we just left. It was very frustrating.

Saturday night, Steve was working all night, and I hate going to sleep when he isn't here so I stay up until the point of passing out. Well, I was flipping through channels trying to find something to watch on TV. I haven't seen Saturday Night Live in like, forever. So I stopped there for a minute. Uh, OK. Why is that show still even on the air? The one sketch I watched was not even slightly funny.

I'm just wondering...Can anyone remember when the last time throwing money at a problem solved anything? And more importantly, when was the last time greedy, self-serving politicians throwing money around like beads at Mardi Gras did any good?

Flashback Friday - Jump!

This picture of Zac and Emily was taken on Christmas Day 2001. This is the year we got the trampoline. I think Emily looks just like Addison does now in this picture. In fact, that's the coat Addison wears.

Oh, and I haven't forgot about my special Flashback Fridays. I am working on it. It might take me a few more weeks so, when you see it, you see it. Just know I didn't forget.

Stuck In My Head - Crazy Chester Followed Me

I heard this song on the radio about a week ago. I hadn't heard it in a while and after I did I thought, "That used to be one of my favorite songs, I really should listen to it more often". Not a problem, seeing that it has been playing on a loop in my head for the past several days. The other day I was singing it and I sang:

Take a load off Annie

Take a load for free

Take a load off Annie

Annnnnd...

And then Aubrey finished for me by singing:

You put the load right on me.

(stupid blogger won't let me type without making the space between the lines. what if i don't want the space between the lines?!? huh? did you ever think of that?)

Sometimes when I get a song stuck in my head for more than a few days, it really starts to get annoying. But this one, not so much. It hasn't bothered me at all. Yet. Not like this one, which became annoying after 5 minutes. Maybe that's how you tell a good song from a not so good song. No offense to Hootie. Or the Blowfish.

WebCam Wednesday - Tiny Dancer

When we were in Arizona, we went to eat at pretty much the only restaurant that is open in Page at this time of year. It was actually very yummy. You may have seen a picture, in my last post, of the flaming fajitas Steve and I shared. I will just say, they were probably the best shrimp fajitas I have ever had. And that's saying a lot seeing that I hail from the land of Tex-Mex. Anyway, that really has nothing to do with the video. Addison was really enjoying the music and it was very cute. As you can see. Just ignore what her brother says at the end.