Monday, December 17, 2007

Monday Morning Musings - My Baby Poops Better Than Your Baby

So I stayed up 'til 1:30 in the morning to watch the Survivor finale. I was so glad my little Toddy won. He has been my favorite since the beginning. However, what was up with him during the reunion show. You would think given his lifestyle preferences he would have had a little more fashion sense about him. Thank goodness I didn't have any cookies in the house. I kept craving them the whole time because he looked like a Kebler elf. Seriously. The mullet? The vest? I couldn't find a picture of him but you can click here if you are just dying to see what I am talking about. You have to wait until you are about 35 seconds into the video.

Ok. I'm back. I just had to take a little "break". My dear sweet little Addison needed some major help. She has this talent for pooping and pooping BIG. Like the kind of poop where you are holding her out at arms length thinking, "Holy cannoli, I don't even know how to begin to clean this up". She is all nice and clean and brand new now.

It was so late last night and I just couldn't stop watching Survivor and a commercial came on and it was for The Nutcracker. I had another vampire moment (that is what I am going to start calling it when I try to make my real life and my fantasy life match up) because I thought, "Why are they advertising the Nutcracker after Christmas. Oh, this must be and old recording. No, I just recorded this tonight. They must still do the Nutcracker for a couple weeks after Christmas. OH MY GOSH!!!! WHAT IS MY PROBLEM? CHRISTMAS HASN'T COME YET!!!!"

So you know I have said before that I have little papers all over the house where I have written down blog ideas as they have come to me. Emily found my paper that said, "Emily-Oops I did it again". Now every time she sings a song she makes me a post it note with her name on it and the song she was singing.

I have a confession to make. My hypothetical opinion survey wasn't exactly hypothetical. We were all so lazy on Saturday. The kids finally got dressed because Zac got invited to play at a friends house. Then the girls got dressed except for Addy because she can't dress herself. I actually took a shower but I didn't put in contacts or do makeup or hair. When we went to pick Zac up from his friends we were all starving. I didn't feel like making dinner and so we decided to go out to eat. I picked the one place where I thought we would be safe. IHOP. Usually when we are there we are the only one's there. But just as we were sitting down at our table, in walks a girl from my ward. I am so glad she could see nasty me and my orphan looking children in public.

I know that everyone is busy getting ready for Christmas and getting ready to go out of town, but come on people! I feel so all alone her in blogger land. I feel like I am back to talking to myself again for a little entertainment.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are not alone-i am listening.

and i love ihop. why didn't you just drive through somewhere? not that it matters-who cares what she thinks.

Allyson said...

We didn't drive through because I didn't want to bring a mess into my house, I had just cleaned my kitchen.

Clinesville said...

I still stop by, so keep up the blogging!

The Acosta Family said...

I'm back! I am trying to be better. You are not talking to yourself.

You are not alone on the PJ's thing either. Joey stayed in his PJ's for 2 days. They are new and "Diego", so I could not get them off of him. I decided it was easier to leave them on then listen to him cry. On the 2nd day, I finally changed him when he was taking a nap.

And, why do you always see somebody when you look your worst?! Why does it work like that?

Kathy said...

I don't think we are all busy, it is just an excuse to be lazy because "it is the holidays" I know that is my excuse!