So we are having an open house tomorrow. I am bound and determined to sell my house this weekend. I have been killing myself getting ready for it. I spent the last two days doing yard work. YARD WORK. I don't do yard work. Um mmm, that is not my thang. I have had friends tell me that they think gardening and yard work is relaxing. And I'm thinkin', what in the sam heck are you doin' in your regular life that makes you think gardening and yard work is relaxing???? I have bought plants and flowers (potted-cause that way the work is already done for me) to put around the house and patio areas for past open houses. And then, when the next open house comes along, I take the dead stuff back to the store and get new ones. Just like yesterday, I took what appeared to be the remains of a palm tree back. I think it is fabulous for stores to make exceptions for people like me. You don't even have to save your receipt. If you pay with a debit or credit card, they can just look it up that way.
Anyhoo, I actually planted flowers in my flower bed. Which I am not very happy about. They look nice if you are standing just a few feet away from them. The problemo is I picked purple flowers and I didn't really think it through. I should have picked something that popped more. I looked for red but the red (cheap) flowers they had looked slightly evil and the purple ones were the only ones I liked. But you can't really see them from the street. Oh well, next open house I'll just yank them up and take them back and get new ones. Although there won't be another open house because I am selling the house tomorrow. I forgot. Anyway, I have to keep these puppies alive cause I am not doin' that again. Ever.
Current song stuck in my head:
Which inevitably makes me wish there was more of this goin' on in TV land right now:
Anyhoo, I actually planted flowers in my flower bed. Which I am not very happy about. They look nice if you are standing just a few feet away from them. The problemo is I picked purple flowers and I didn't really think it through. I should have picked something that popped more. I looked for red but the red (cheap) flowers they had looked slightly evil and the purple ones were the only ones I liked. But you can't really see them from the street. Oh well, next open house I'll just yank them up and take them back and get new ones. Although there won't be another open house because I am selling the house tomorrow. I forgot. Anyway, I have to keep these puppies alive cause I am not doin' that again. Ever.
Current song stuck in my head:
Which inevitably makes me wish there was more of this goin' on in TV land right now:
(sorry this is the best video I could find)
6 comments:
First, I think those guys liked dressing up way too much as women! and what ugly women they were!
Second, loved the Office version.
Good luck selling your house this weekend...I'll think good thoughts for you.
ally you return dead plants???? Do they refund you? You crack me up...and HELLO no more making fun of my taking things back problem. I don't return them used and broken. And every night I pray you will sell your house. No joke.
your welcome
Kristy, yes, I do take them back dead and withered. And yes, they give me my money back. If they have a problem with it they could just tell me no.
And thank you very much for your prayers. I love you.
Hey, it's almost time for you to pop a kid out! I will start praying for you to pop him out every night.
Not that you will have to pop him out repeatedly, I will pray repeatedly for him to pop out one time only.
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