It is no longer Wednesday, however, we are going to pretend like it is. Watch my incredibly long video, then play along. What is your most embarrassing moment?
PS. I have always liked the fact that the word embarrassing has the word a** in it. Like look at what a dumb a** I am.
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Ok, I wanted to watch your video, but I got an error message that the video is no longer available
I have many embarrassing moments with Joey. However, there is one that happened to me in front of many, many, many people that I will never forget. The long of the short.....I was asked to give the closing prayer at EFY. It was one of those meetings in the big auditorium where everyone was present. I rehearsed the prayer in my head many times because I didn't want to sound like an idiot. When it was time for me to get up I took a deep breath and went for it. Everything went great,(just like I had rehearsed) until I started to walk away. I tripped on the micro phone wire!!! However, the good part is that I didn't fall on my face! Thank goodness. Once I made it back to my seat red faced and all I started to calm down and my friends told me, "There are so many people hear they will never know it was you.....yea right. I can't even tell you how many people asked, "Are you the girl that tripped?" However, the worst time to be asked that is when your dancing with a hunk! (That probably was the only reason he asked me to dance)
I have some good ones but can you imagine having to write out 8 minutes worth of a story.
Man you are lengthy in your posts AND videos!
You know I am playing with you, right?
Uhhh, duh, that's why I didn't type it.
I believe, for the record, I was returning your call...sorry about interrupting your video!
So my moment was in ninth grade. I was on a school trip to the state capital, about four hours away. Do you remember "Big Slam" the drink size? Anyhow, I had purchased a Big Slam of Mountain Dew just before our bus took off for home. Some of the kids dared me to chug the whole thing. If you have ever chugged a soda, you know it burns, but not Mountain Dew. It is kind of soft going down. Needless to say, I did it with ease. But not twenty minutes later I had to go to the bathroom. Nobody would stop the bus. I have never been so uncomfortable in my life. I was hot, then cold, then crying. Anyhow, I made it all the way to the exit to the school. My teacher said, "Hold on just a little bit longer." At that moment all muscles gave up and I replied, "There's nothing left to hold on to." I peed my pants in front of fifty 14 year olds two minutes from the bathroom! Talk about social suicide.
I will not share my most embarrassing moment in mixed company. I don't want the menfolk squirming for the rest of their lives.
My memory is mercifully bad, which means I know I've had some doozies that I could share, but none will come to mind. I was slightly embarrassed at church a couple weeks ago when one of my girls came up to me in the crowded hallway and practically shouted, "Wow, Mom, you're wearing a TON of makeup!"
This is Chris Moseley. I have no embarrassing moments, and I am mighty proud of all the mistakes I have made in life as they have helped me to grow into the person I am today.
In regards to the alarm, all a person has to do is cut the power coming into your house (from the outside) and cut the phone cable also on the outside of your house, then break in. If you are using Verizon, you can cut the fiber optic line and that disables the phone. I am actually working on designing a cellular backup system that goes inside of your house, and if the alarm cannot get through via the phone line, it immediately kicks the signal over the cell towers so they alarm monitoring company knows you have an alarm going off. They have already implemented a battery backup system on some alarms, so that part of the equation has already been resolved.
I just have to build this (a prototype) and market it to some alarm companies. I am not looking to make any money, I am just looking to be secure in my home, and since these guys have not figured it out yet, I have to.
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