I really should just start calling these Tuesday Afternoon Musings, shouldn't I? But that doesn't sound as fabulously fantastic as Monday Morning Musings, so the name stays. Oh well!
I had the opportunity to be in Jr. High last week. It was so awesome! The way they do it here, at the beginning of a new school year, is like this, yo. So they have a back to school night for the parents. You get to go and get your schedule, which is really your child's schedule, and then you get to go to all your classes, which are really your child's classes. You spend 5 minutes in each period and the teacher tells you all about their class and rules and what to expect. You get to sit in the desks and the bell rings and you get to change classes and wave to your friends in the hall. I even got to sit next to a friend in Algebra! (Sorry Z! PRE Algebra!) ("MOM! Why are you so insistent that I'm in ALGEBRA! I'm in PRE ALGEBRA!!!") Listen, algebra is algebra to me. It's all the same and none of it makes any sense, therefore they are interchangeable in my mind.
Zac has some really good teachers this year. I am so glad. In fact, dude. I wanna go sit in on his History class every day. His teacher sounds so awesome and excited and I think I would love her method of teaching. She assigns them a historical fiction book to read each term. I was so excited. I love historical fiction. I wrote them all down so I can read them too!
I think he is just glad we were able to get him out of Choir. Uh, yeah. They put him in choir, for some unknown reason. Seems to me like that's the kind of class you'd have to willingly sign up for. If you know anything about Zac, you would know that his being in choir would be pure and utter torture for him. Every second would seem like an hour. When we went in for registration during the summer and saw that it was on his schedule, we went straight to the counselors office to change it to metals, a much better fit. We had to pay $10 for the schedule change. A part of me really had to wonder how many other kids they put in classes like "Choir" in order to extract a $10 change fee.....
There was a star party at Zac school last week and I took the 3 older kids. We were coming home late that night and right by the front door was this big huge jamomma spider with a billion little tiny baby spiders on her back. It is the most disgusting thing to see. If you've never seen it, google it. But try not to vomit. Anyway. *shudder* It was poised to enter the house along with us, so we had to do something to prevent it. I've killed a spider like that before in my laundry room and it is a mess. I didn't know that the gross stuff on the back was a billion tiny baby spiders, I just thought it was a scary nasty deformed spider. Well, you kill the momma, and a billion little teeny tiny miniscule little spider babies go everywhere. Well, the girls and I were all in flip flops, so we assigned Zac the job of stomping on the momma. However, He was not willing to accept that assignment. So I took off my flip flop and smacked the momma. And then the whole porch was alive with a billion little baby spiders. So the four of us started stomping like crazy. My kids felt bad, being baby killers and all, but I reminded them that those baby spiders would not stay babies for long, so they better stomp away.
We had some crazy chicken calisthenics going on around her yesterday. Now that we have a fence against the trail, the chickens have been free to wander. Only they don't wander too far. Just to the front porch or back patio. They have pretty much set up camp on the back patio and they stay there all day long. I wouldn't be surprised if they started sleeping there too. So it's pretty much poop city out there. I have a really hard time dealing with that, so I don't know how much longer this free roaming is going to last. Anyway, the calisthenics. So the kids had just come home from school. We are all in the kitchen and I look out and this one chicken keeps standing up, sitting down, rolling onto its side. Stand up, sit down, roll. And it was doing it very slowly and methodically. Over and over and over again. After a few minutes, another chicken came over to join her and they both did it a few times. Then the first chicken walked off and the second one kept doing it. It was the strangest thing I have ever seen and the kids and I were cracking up. Stand up, sit down, roll. Stand up, sit down, roll.
So one chicken says to another chicken, "Hey watch this, I bet I can make those humans stand and watch me do nothing for 10 minutes...stupid humans."